Off-Topic

THANKS TO THE MAGIC OF TIVO, I've been able to watch the French Open commercial-free, for the most part, which is really just best for everyone.

This morning I happened to tune in to some live action. The results were typical . . .

TV [Some musical artist I guess I'm supposed to know, singing a song I vaguely recognize, on an ad for ABC/ESPN coverage of some stupid basketball thing I can't believe anybody gives a shit about]:

"Let's get it started.
"Let's get it started.
"Let's get it started.
"Let's get it started.
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"Let's get it started.
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"Let's get it started.
"Let's get it started.
"Let's get it started.
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"Let's get it started.
"Let's get it started.
"Let's get it started.
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"Let's get it started.
"Let's get it started.
"Let's get it started.
"Let's get it started.
"Let's get it started.
"Let's get it started.
"Let's get it started."

Me: "How about I beat the fuck out of you? How would that be?"