Tuesday, April 13, 2004
WHAT I'VE LEARNED so far from "The Swan":Plastic surgery apparently can make you look better rather than turning you into a circus freak. (So, why don't multimillionaire celebrities have access to these plastic surgeons?) It's vitally important to have "zoom bleaching and a full set of da Vinci veneers."
What I've learned so far from "I Want a Famous Face": When somebody from Playboy is telling you that maybe you shouldn't be trying to look so slutty, you might want to listen.
What I've learned so far from "I Want a Famous Face":