Tuesday, April 13, 2004
DON'T MAKE the mistake I did. When TurboTax asks you if you want to print your return, say no, and then spend the 11 hours necessary to figure out exactly how to pick and choose which forms to print. It will save you time compared with the 27 hours it will take to print all the piece-of-shit worksheets that TurboTax has decided you will need.
Or, if you want to be like me (you do, don't you?), you could sit at your desk while the printer loudly churns away and bark, "Fuck YOU, Intuit! Fuck YOU, Hewlett-Packard! Fuck YOU, Bill Gates, for deciding that your operating system can't work and print at the same time."
Better yet, buy TaxCut. It's probably just as bad, but I've had 365 days, give or take, to forget. I'll just keep alternating between the two until the sweetest tax relief of all, also known as coronary thrombosis.
Or, if you want to be like me (you do, don't you?), you could sit at your desk while the printer loudly churns away and bark, "Fuck YOU, Intuit! Fuck YOU, Hewlett-Packard! Fuck YOU, Bill Gates, for deciding that your operating system can't work and print at the same time."
Better yet, buy TaxCut. It's probably just as bad, but I've had 365 days, give or take, to forget. I'll just keep alternating between the two until the sweetest tax relief of all, also known as coronary thrombosis.
