Off-Topic

UPON REVIEW, I've decided that Alan Corey, real estate speculator/professional cheapskate (or improv comedian, or personal-finance guru, or tech-support geek, or whoever he is), pulled one over on the "Queer Eye" folks.

This may be the first story I've broken since the Phoenix-police-test-dead-Phoenix-firefighter-for-cocaine scoop of 1985 or so.