Friday, September 05, 2003

I HAVE THIS PROBLEM where my reactions to unpleasant events are inversely proportional to the unpleasantness of said events.

Real scenario: (Pencil rolls off desk.)

My reaction: "Jesus Fucking Christ, fucking gravity, fucking incompetents designing fucking pencils, fucking Isaac Fucking Newton -- I'll beat the shit out of him. . . ."

Hypothetical scenario: Grandmother falls into Grand Canyon.

My reaction: (Looks down, shakes head.)

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