Friday, September 05, 2003
I HAVE THIS PROBLEM where my reactions to unpleasant events are inversely proportional to the unpleasantness of said events.
Real scenario: (Pencil rolls off desk.)
My reaction: "Jesus Fucking Christ, fucking gravity, fucking incompetents designing fucking pencils, fucking Isaac Fucking Newton -- I'll beat the shit out of him. . . ."
Hypothetical scenario: Grandmother falls into Grand Canyon.
My reaction: (Looks down, shakes head.)
Real scenario: (Pencil rolls off desk.)
My reaction: "Jesus Fucking Christ, fucking gravity, fucking incompetents designing fucking pencils, fucking Isaac Fucking Newton -- I'll beat the shit out of him. . . ."
Hypothetical scenario: Grandmother falls into Grand Canyon.
My reaction: (Looks down, shakes head.)
