Wednesday, September 11, 2002

TWO FACTS that are well known but bear repeating:

1. When you're waiting to get on an elevator or a train, remember that nobody ever gets off an elevator or a train. So when those doors open, just jump right in! No need to look first or anything.

2. Waddling across the street at negative-four miles per hour makes you the coolest pedestrian in the whole wide world. Who's afraid of them there cars? Not you! You go, girls and boys -- but not too fast!

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