Monday, November 28, 2005

KATE MOSS deserves all this shit, right? I mean, who ever heard of a celebrity using cocaine?

Friday, November 25, 2005

I HAVEN'T SAID much about this season of "The Amazing Race," but I will make one prediction:

The finish line will be the grave of Dale Earnhardt.

Friday, November 18, 2005

I'M AS HAPPY as anyone that O.J. and Baretta are financially ruined, but it's just fucking batshit ridiculous that you can sue somebody in civil court for murder.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

I WAS AT a Barnes & Noble today looking for, among other things, "Portnoy's Complaint." The store had every other Philip Roth novel but not that one, and I asked an employee to double-check.

And then watched as she typed on her terminal "port noise complaint."

Ah, yes, the tragic hero, driven mad by the bellowing tugboats ...

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